TROUSER PRESS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK well i was recently on my fave website DMMB ( i already explained what it stood for so go read my previous post ...) and i came across this link to a review on a website called Trouser Press. I personally think that it should be renamed shit press after i read a review of Depeche Mode. Now i swear to fucking god that the person who wrote the review either is (a) mentally challenged (b) is on drugs and most likely (C) is both on drugs and mentally challenged. His review was so much of fucking hate that i was surprised that he did not fucking explode when he was writing it. I don't know who the fuck he is but he certainly thinks that he is the god of music reviews.
He calls Some Great Reward the bands "best record" . Now i do think that some great reward is a great album as it does contain "Blasphemous rumors' but i certainly would not call it their "best' album. At that point i was a little sceptical about the mental state of the reviewer but i decided to read on for the heck of it. Oh boy, that was the greatest mistake of my life!
I began getting pretty angry when he began talking about the Black celebration album, According to him, "Unfortunately, many of the tunes resemble each other; shards of the same melody turn up repeatedly. " that is so unfuckingtrue!!!!! If you think that "Stripped" and 'black celebration" sound the same, then you my friend have hearing problems. OK, but this is not the worst of it. I kept on reading and getting more mad minute by minute!
here is his review of Music for the Masses, one of the greatest DM albums ever " Music for the Masses is marginally brighter in temperament, but shows the band running low on creative juice. Unambitious, bland and forgettable, the album displays little beyond Gore's emotional anxieties and Gahan's vocal limitations. The tense "Behind the Wheel" and "Never Let Me Down Again" are the only powerful songs here, and both have dumb lyrics and skimpy, underdeveloped melodies. "Pimpf," a turgid piece of operatic nonsense, ends the album on a most unpromising note. The CD has four bonus tracks."
Now seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him? Gahan's vocal limitations-what the fuck? is he serious when he says that "behind the wheel" and "NLMDA" have dumb lyrics? Oh no, this must be a fucking joke. They are the two most brilliant songs of all time and he dares to call them "skimpy" ....? What the fuck? At this point i am beginning to wonder if this is a prank that someone's pulling...Honestly, this man is on drugs! Martin Gore is known as the one of the best songwriters in the world and you say he has "emotional anxieties" My darling, it is you who has problems.
At this point i am about to throw the computer out the window because I am so angry. But wait, there is fucking more...."The dismal Violator (which nonetheless produced more US hit singles — three — than any other DM LP) matches Music for the Masses for shallow blandness. A lack of external input locks the insular group in a closed creative circle that shows no signs of opening or expanding. Worse than routine music (the LP's best song, "Enjoy the Silence," is totally self-derivative; the idiotic "Clean" uses a monotonous sequencer line borrowed from Kraftwerk), the vague egocentric lyrics ("Blue Dress," "World in My Eyes") no longer make any effort to be about anything. Only the lyrics of the album-ending "Clean" indicate any break in the clouds: "Now that I'm clean...I've broken my fall...changed my routine." In the record's sole flash of wit, "Personal Jesus" (also released on a five-mix CD) uses a jaunty rock'n'roll swing, but "reach out and touch faith" isn't a very profound message."
This fucking moron dares to call "Clean" idiotic, "world in my eyes'' and ''blue dress'' meaningless. well guess what fuckface, the songs have meaning to me! It's not my fault that you're so fucking stupid that you don't understand shit. And guess what, Depeche Mode has a giant fan base that fucking loves their music so i don't know who the fuck you are trying to convince with your fucking review.
Now i know i shouldn't get so fucking worked up about a review by a brainless moron but i just couldn't help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with this world
I understand that you may not like depeche mode and their music ( i have friends who don't..) but they don't sit on their asses their whole day and write pointless reviews . I don't know why the fuck you are so bitter but you still have to shut the fuck up because you will get attacked by an angry mob of Devotees (including moi)
so one again, take my advice and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

DEPECHE FUCKING MODE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!